Allow me to translate.... Mother Of Many and the Big Ass Bugs!
There is one thing that tends to send my kids into uncontrollable laughter, when mom sees a bug.
Tonight, MOM was visited by a BAB. This was a encore presentation of MOM and the BAB from last night.
MOM was walking out of the bathroom when a BAB, aka cricket, jumped out in front of her. When mom was finished screaming, jumping, and crawling up the opposite wall she noticed all her DC, aka Darling Children, rolling in laughter outside the bathroom. OK, HAHA, now rescue you mother! MOM was STUCK in the bathroom, this is something children find hilarious. Chrisi came to my rescue with a shoe and tabi came with the broom and dustpan. Chrisi squished, Tabi swept, the Cricket Jumped..... MOM, Chrisi, and Tabi instantly and simultaneously jumped in at least 6 different directions to escape from the now living dead BAB.
The girls recovered quicker than MOM and got the BAB outside.
However, last nights BAB is visiting with Tuesdays BAB in vacuum cleaner heaven by the back door waiting for one brave person to empty the vacuum.
I really want to know what is up with the rising numbers of BABs?
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