Looking for individual to fill in for stay at home mom! Duties include being capable of simultaneously refereeing a street hockey game from dinning room while feeding 9 month old baby cereal, cleaning off dining room table, and entertaining a cranky one year old who must be held or sit on your lap. Other duties include light house work (example, moving a full refrigerator to retrieve lost toys, min 7 load of laundry A DAY along with 5 loads of dishes), regularly cleaning bathroom after unplugging toilet before it overflows and without causing any more overflow then explaining to children why they could not flush what you found in the toilet, cooking dinner (or breakfast or lunch) with a newly crawling 9 month old and one year old and 2 year old underfoot, the ability to explain why you are not going to cook 7 different dinners/breakfasts/lunches so each child can have what they want. Must also have the ability to lift and carry 3 children at once for undetermined amounts of time and be able to do all of the above and more with only 4 hours of sleep and a smile on your face. Must also be able to kiss boo-boo's, give lots of hugs and receive 100's of little sloppy/sticky kisses a day.
You can send applications to Mama who can be found relaxing at the local beach (ie, back yard sand box next to the kiddy pool).
LOL
Yep, I have had a long day and it is only 5..... and it only took me 3 hours to finish typing that.
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All about one mother of many
- Michelle
- I am a mama to 10, yes I did say 10... Yes they are all mine, No I do not know if I am going to have more we will let God decide that one, Yes I do homeschool them, No I am not crazy, and yes more is easier and much much more fun.... I think that should answer all the basic questions. I hold down the fort and write this is a blog about our sometimes crazy, but always wonderful, life.
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