Mrs. T. Fairy has demanded a share of the government stimulus money to cover the growing demands of children. She claims inflation rates are out of control. "Hundred years ago, a single penny made children happy, by the time the 50's rolled around a good old fashioned shiny dime was the going rate. But by the year 2000 children were asking for much more, one whole dollar! And last night it has already risen to $1.25." On top of this she claims the rising dental rates have had a major impact on her business causing a loss of quality in teeth. "children are asking for more, but leaving lower quality". Next week Mrs. Fairy is planning to take a Mr. Willard Wonka to court, she claims he is purposely destroying the teeth of millions causing a further decline in tooth quality.
Local "tooth" "fairy" news:
- Ricky has lost his second tooth, the tooth fairy was gracious enough to leave him $1.25!
- Izzy has gained her first tooth, the tooth fairy has yet to leave any money for "teeth gained"
(for those wondering, all teeth lost and gained were located on the bottom front)
Now for the local fairy sightings:
Fairy #1, I believe she is called Dani by her fairy friends. Picture captured by Tabitha.
Fairy #2, I believe I heard her fairy friends call her Bri. She fell to the floor to try and hide when she saw us trying to capture a picture of her. Picture also captured by Tabitha.
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